Take one big backyard full of toys, playset, swings, trampoline, and one partly filled baby pool.
Add in one very cute yet mischevious two year old boy with a warning to stay away from the water.
Wait 5 minutes and what do you get?
A fully-clothed, shoe wearing boy in the middle of the pool.
"Mama, shoes wet!"
Priceless!!
(The boy is a little day care child I watch; he calls me "mama," probably since that is what he hears the other kids call me.)