Kelbre's Daily Wisdom

Just some thoughts Kelbre has shared over the last week.........

Thursday:
Kelbre's pants won't stay up, so mom says "Kelbre, your pants are driving me nuts!"
Her reply "Where are your nuts anyway, mommy?"

Friday:
Kelbre comes up to mommy patting her chest. "Mom, how does it feel to have big boobs? I am already 4 and mine aren't growing yet."

Saturday:
Mom tells Kelbre she needs to go to bed soon.
Kelbre asks "But why?"
"Because your eyes are tired"
She pauses for a minute then says "Well, can you tell them to stay open for a little longer. I don't want to go to bed yet!"

Sunday:
During church a woman mentions in her talk that Heavenly Father wants us to be happy. Kelbre declares "Heavenly Father wants us to die!" She then explained that He wants us to live with him again.

Monday:
We are passing the park and Kelbre says "That is the park we rode our bikes to with daddy and Robby and Aaron. And that was where you were mean to me!"

You never know what that child is going to come up with!